January 2008
107 posts
Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch for sale →
According to the seller, the only flaws are: “has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom.” [via: ohboy]
“The only problem with having a distinctive laugh is I know exactly when you’re...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via inky)
“Some people say I create strawmen and speak in earnest non sequiturs. Well, to...”
– Twitter / Merlin Mann: “Some people say I create s…
“Beware of deals in parachutes, brain surgery and tattoos,” said Miller...”
– Woman With Tattoo From Homemade Gun Got Sick - KMBC Kansas City [via: bht]
Basic Concepts in Science: a list →
Long list of links, separated into topics, to science blog posts over at scienceblogs.com and elsewhere. Haven’t read much of it, but it appears to be quite an extensive list. [via: del.icio.us/rrpf]
Films considered the worst ever - Wikipedia →
Get some witty friends together, pick a movie from this list, get some beer and pizza (or whatever you’re in to), sit back and enjoy. Sometimes a bad movie is a far more enjoyable experience than a good one. “Movies are so rarely great art, that if we cannot appreciate great trash, we have very little reason to be interested in them.” - Pauline Kael
In regards to that flyer from Westboro Baptist saying that Heath Ledger is in hell because he played a homosexual in a movie, a commenter at Pharyngula asks, “If the fate of one’s eternal soul depends on which characters one has played in movies, what’ll happen when Anthony Hopkins dies? He’s been St Paul, CS Lewis, Adolf Hitler and Hannibal Lecter.” And another...
Prediction for Laziest Halloween Costume of 2008
“Carrying around a camera and saying you’re Hud from Cloverfield.” — farfaraway
"Mystery Science" answers Shout! Factory's call →
“It looks like all 198 episodes will soon see the light of day. O happy day.” — butterflyeffect Sqeeeee!
“And I have considerd starting to use “Lodwick,” as an insult for people who put...”
– Pam is Awesome Everyday - I’ll pass on Lodwicking.
I had 86 followers in Tumblr when I left work. Had 82 when I got home. Silly as it may sound, that kinda hurt.
Bought (but have not yet d/l’ed) the new MacHeist bundle, but not sure if I feel good about it or not.
WatchJERRY O’CONNELL IS TOM CRUISE - What Would Tyler Durden Do [via: craytonc] Jerry O’Connell does an eerily good imitation of Cruise’s laugh in this video. Almost exactly the right amount of crazy.
Heath Ledger is Dead →
Holy shit. — ben
From the Hall: GmailThis! →
I am a semi-heavy user of the GmailThis! bookmarklet; I use it nearly as much as the Tumblr bookmarklet. Dougie released a new version last week after some changes to Gmail broke the previous version.
NARNIA and Satanism →
There is so much wonderful crazy here that I am almost sure it has to be fake. [via: nick douglas, I think]
WatchI’M ALIVE! on Vimeo (via Vimeo) Fall is my favorite time of the year too.
WatchMarmite Mayhem on Vimeo (via Vimeo) Americans…trying Marmite…for the first time. It all started with AA and Carl trying it, and then it became something of a Vimeo sensation. This one of PEIKA trying it is my favorite of the ones I’ve seen so far, if only for the sudden and unexpected cameo.
“The gist of it is, members pay a hefty fee at the door to be allowed to…...”
– New Restaurant lets you Pork your Pork | Inventor Spot [via: leelefever] I don’t know if it’s true or not.
“Spanning all cultures and eras, roughly one man in every 100 is born a clinical...”
– Damn Interesting » The Unburdened Mind
“Nate Cooper (Joel David Moore) has been smitten with Cristabel Abbott (Paris...”
– Apple - Trailers - The Hottie and the Nottie Have you ever read a description of a movie and gotten excited about it’s release not because you want to see the movie, but because you can’t wait to read the reviews? I just had that happen while reading the above paragraph as well as while...
on the phone with Jason
Jason: I'm looking forward to Lost coming back on.
Lacey: You can't see it, but I'm doing the 'jerk off' motion right now.
Jason: The male or the female one?
Lacey: I don't think the female one would give off the "like I care" message that I'm trying to go for. I think it would actually excite people.
Jason: I never thought about that. Why does the 'jerk off' motion mean that you don't care. If anything, it should mean that what was just said excited you.
Lacey: I agree. I wonder how those 2 got associated.
Jason: I'm going to start doing the motion when someone gives me a present that I like.
Lacey: It's like "Thanks for the Wii, mom" *jerk off motion*
yoinced from crayontc ( craytonc.tumblr.com/post/23979889 ) who yoinced it from soupsoup ( soupsoup.tumblr.com/ )
Dear Internet/Tumblersphere/Blogosphere/LazyWeb,
My contract with Sprint is up and I am considering making a change. Specifically, I am considering switching to at&t and getting an iPhone. But, every time I get myself convinced one way or another, some idea will push me back over the line to the other side: “I can use the real internet anywhere!” “But I would have to sign a contract with the evil at&t!” “I...
mental_floss Blog » 6 Behind-the-Scenes Secrets... →
Wherein—in the comment thread—we discover this interesting and endearing factoid. [via: pajiba]