March 2008
36 posts
February 2008
95 posts
We must all rainbow our puppy princess with butterfly hugs; when we do, all...
– Merlin Mann (via lonelysandwich)
How To Behave On An Internet Forum [via: aatw]
Unlike his character Fox Mulder of The X-Files, who was a fervent believer in...
– Bio of David Duchovny Oh, irony. [via: bad astronomy]
There once was a [person] from [place] Whose [body part] was [special case]. ...
– LimerickDB [via: inky]
And, sorry, all those romantic notions you have of absinthe spoons, manic...
– Chuck Close - Inspiration is for Amateurs [via: insuchaworld]
[via: cynical-c] Susanna, a concerned Christian, recently wrote into Christians Against Cartoons with the following question: Hi there - maybe you can help me. My Christian neighbor says that Hello Kitty isn’t good for her daughter’s spirit. I’ve searched the Internet to find out why. Can you tell me why or post on your site? Thank you. Well Susanna, I would really like to thank you for asking...
Poets.org - We Real Cool →
Gwendolyn Brooks reads her famous poem We Real Cool with a introduction explaining the origin of the poem. [via: wikipedia]
Every time you sniff and say somebody has ‘too much free time,’ the part of you...
– Merlin Mann [via: aatw]
Physics is like sex. Sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s...
– Richard Feynman
OMGLOSTWTF!
Girls Poop Hearts →
I really don’t understand girls.
Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be...
– St. Augustine, Bishop of Hippo between 396 and 430AD. (via alextremist) Happy Valentine’s Day!
Losticil - for treating “Lost discussion deficiency syndrome” [via: peterwknox]
Mr. P (?) - I Want to F*ck You [NSFW] [via: pajiba]
Hardcore Baptist Pick-up Lines | Wittenburg Door →
Some examples: You look like the whore of Babylon—and I mean that in a good way. Baby, you’re like a burning bush. I feel like Moses, all I want is a glimpse of the Promised Land. Baby, the rapture’s coming soon-let’s hold each other tight before the non-Christians wage war and kill us all. Hey, babe, if you were the mission, then I’d be a missionary. You must be related to Balaam,...