Feb 12 2008
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Hardcore Baptist Pick-up Lines | Wittenburg Door
Some examples:
- You look like the whore of Babylon—and I mean that in a good way.
- Baby, you’re like a burning bush. I feel like Moses, all I want is a glimpse of the Promised Land.
- Baby, the rapture’s coming soon-let’s hold each other tight before the non-Christians wage war and kill us all.
- Hey, babe, if you were the mission, then I’d be a missionary.
- You must be related to Balaam, cause your ass is speaking to me.
- Is this baptistry water cold or are you just happy to see me?
- Didn’t we meet at Bob Jones University? Because I would love to BJU.
