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Susanna, a concerned Christian, recently wrote into Christians Against Cartoons with the following question:
Hi there - maybe you can help me. My Christian neighbor says that Hello Kitty isn’t good for her daughter’s spirit. I’ve searched the Internet to find out why. Can you tell me why or post on your site?
Thank you. Well Susanna, I would really like to thank you for asking this for allowing your child to accumulate a menagerie of Hello Kitty dolls is akin to when the Hebrews, after having just been led out of their bondage in Egypt by Moses, decided to mimic their former Egyptian slave masters and worship a calf cast from purest gold! […]
It is by no mere coincidence that Hello Kitty herself resembles the cat-headed Sekhmet, the Egyptian sun goddess of destruction! There are also strong resemblances between Hello Kitty and the Lower Nile love goddess Bast.[…]
Permitting your child to lie in a bed covered in Hello Kitty dolls, you are allowing her to lie in a mock Egyptian burial chamber! This seemingly harmless fascination with these dolls can lead your child down the path of the occult. The so-called “goth” teens who paint their faces to resemble corpses and worship death are also often seen with Hello Kitty memorabilia and stickers incongruously affixed to their usually black attire. This is because these poor, misguided youngsters who have given their eternal souls over to the darkness, know the masked meaning of these cuddly idols.
I am convinced that the above site has to be a parody; it just has to be. I refuse to believe that someone created this site as a serious effort at presenting their real views.
Update: Studied the site a bit more, looking for some kind of “wink” that would let me know for sure that it was some type of parody. But, for just about everything that I find that would lead me to decide that it is—the articles are written by a Bro. Cletus, there is a link to an sarcastic article about Jesus and Homosexuality on the front page—I find something else that leads me to conclude that it isn’t—the verbosity of the articles and that special smell of crazy that is so very hard to fake.